

A Monty Pythonesque tale of a band of Crusaders who find themselves in possession of an alien ship and the alien to pilot it. Armed with the means to conquer the Holy Land, the naive Crusaders set off on a grand crusade, only to find themselves not in Jerusalem, but at the mercy of an entire alien world.
Lady Catherine
Red John
Alien Assistant
Alien Assistant

A Monty Pythonesque tale of a band of Crusaders who find themselves in possession of an alien ship and the alien to pilot it. Armed with the means to conquer the Holy Land, the naive Crusaders set off on a grand crusade, only to find themselves not in Jerusalem, but at the mercy of an entire alien world.
1994-06-02
4.9
...because a heathen is a heathen.
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6.3Get in the holiday spirit with this cozy, crackling fire.
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3.5A deadly alien has come to Earth to harvest its women! It's time to call the greatest force for good; LASER FORCE! Shot on Super 8mm film!