Movie: Crooks Anonymous

Top 10 Billed Cast

Leslie Phillips
Leslie Phillips

Fred "Captain 'Dandy' Forsdyke" Cox

Stanley Baxter
Stanley Baxter

Brother R.S. Widdowes

Wilfrid Hyde-White
Wilfrid Hyde-White

Senior Brother Laurence Montague

Julie Christie
Julie Christie

Babette La Vern

James Robertson Justice
James Robertson Justice

Sir Harvey Russellrod

Michael Medwin
Michael Medwin

Brother Ronnie Bassett

Pauline Jameson
Pauline Jameson

Sister Prunella

Robertson Hare
Robertson Hare

Grimsdale

Raymond Huntley
Raymond Huntley

Mr. Wagstaffe

Norman Rossington
Norman Rossington

Bert

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  • Overview

    A former burglar trying to go straight joins a rehabilitation scheme using much the same methods as AA. Through the process, he takes work as a department store Santa, where the endless parade of goods and money, not to mention the pretty young shop hands have him like a moth to a flame in no time flat.

  • Release Date

    1962-03-31

  • Average

    5.9

  • Rating:

    3.0 starts
  • Tagline

    No one ever turned on the HEAT and HILARITY Like "Crooks Anonymous"

  • Genres

  • Languages:

    English
  • Keywords

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