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A Zed & Two Noughts(1985)
Status: Released
Date: 1985-10-04
70%
174 Votes
Time: 1h 56m
Overview:
Identical twin zoologists lose their wives in a car crash caused by a white swan. They become obsessed with the death and decay of animals, and develop a strange and unusual relationship with the driver of the car, a woman who is now an amputee.
Languages: English.
Countries:
Netherlands,
United Kingdom
Budget: $650,000.00
ProductionCompanies: 
Allarts Enterprises
Movie: A Zed & Two Noughts
Top 10 Billed Cast
Frances Barber
Venus de Milo
Joss Ackland
Van Hoyten
Brian Deacon
Oswald Deuce
Geoffrey Palmer
Fallast
Eric Deacon
Oliver Deuce
Andréa Ferréol
Alba Bewick
Jim Davidson
Joshua Plate
Wolf Kahler
Felipe Arc-en-Ciel
Ken Campbell
Stephen Pipe
Guusje van Tilborgh
Caterina Bolnes
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