Movie: Take Your Bible and Get the Fuck Out of Here!

Top 7 Billed Cast

Jean-Claude Dreyfus
Jean-Claude Dreyfus

Philippe Rougeard

Linnea Quigley
Linnea Quigley

Quigley the Bounty Hunter

Jean-Pierre Mocky
Jean-Pierre Mocky

Vieux 2

Joelle Hélary
Joelle Hélary

La Marcelle

Alexis Wawerka
Alexis Wawerka

Zeyd

Urfé Koupaki
Urfé Koupaki

Sam

Fabrice Colson
Fabrice Colson

Marco

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    Prends ta bible et tire-toi !

  • Overview

    A small village in the north of France is plagued by zombies after a meteorite landed. 3 Homeless peoples must fight for there lives and if zombies weren't enough, others peoples coming from VERY far away arrives in town.

  • Release Date

    2023-05-20

  • Average

    4.5

  • Rating:

    2.3 starts
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  • Languages:

    Français
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