Even Angels Eat Beans(1973)
Al Capone... Get lost! Dillinger... Phooey on you! Here come the funniest crooks since crime began!
Two mismatched buddies are mistaken for mob enforcers in Depression-era America.
Movie: Even Angels Eat Beans
Top 10 Billed Cast
Sonny
Charlie Smith
Angelo
McIntosh
Cobra
Gerace
Salvation Army Speaker
Jim Baxter
O'Riordan
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