If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em[2023]
Caroline is waiting around in a stunning dress, planning to go out somewhere that night. But she looks frustrated as her husband, Joseph, arrives home late. He's a restaurant owner, so complains about his restaurant holding him up. A few days later, Caroline gets ready to leave for a weekend. But after Caroline leaves and parks just out of sight, she catches Joseph sitting close to Stella. That's when Cariline swallows her pride and offers to spice things up with a steamy threesome! Cherie DeVille is an important CEO. Dante Colle, the new employee, peeks into her office holding a bunch of papers. She signs the papers, saying he doesn't have to be afraid of her. Joanna Angel from HR stops by, saying that it's her job to make sure all employees are treated properly. Dante has a meeting with Joanna, and is shocked to see that Cherie is there as well. The two women laugh at him, saying that he is totally unqualified for this job - they hired him because they liked his BODY.
Movie: If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em
Top 6 Billed Cast
Caroline, wife
Stella, waitress
Joseph, husband
CEO
HR
new employee
Top Movie Cast(6)
Cytherea
Caroline, wife
Charly Summer
Stella, waitress
Derrick Pierce
Joseph, husband
Cherie DeVille
CEO
Joanna Angel
HR
Dante Colle
new employee
Top Movie Crew(11)
Joanna Angel
Writer
David Lord
Camera Operator
Cherie DeVille
Writer
Rhiannon Anatomik
Director
Dan Anatomik
Director
Joanna Angel
Director
David Lord
Director of Photography
Bree Mills
Producer
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