The Policemen and the Thieves(1998)
When a charming crook sold fake archaeological treasures to a naive foreigner, he did not know what he was doing: an overseas guest turned out to be the director of a Russian-American pasta factory. The deceived American angrily orders his guard to find a thief. Unhappy fraudster awaits terrible punishment.
Movie: The Policemen and the Thieves
Top 10 Billed Cast
Swindler
Slava - factory guard
Zhanna - guard's wife
Dana - swindler's wife
Grandpa
Amelkin
Taxi driver
Yardman
Veronika - daughter of the guard
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When a charming crook sold fake archaeological treasures to a naive foreigner, he did not know what he was doing: an overseas guest turned out to be the director of a Russian-American pasta factory. The deceived American angrily orders his guard to find a thief. Unhappy fraudster awaits terrible punishment.
Release Date
1998-12-12
Average
6.4
Rating:
3.2 startsTagline
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Pусский
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