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Waxworks Owner Fumes at Closure(2019)
Status: Released
Date: 2019-03-30
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Time: 0h 5m
It’s a slow news day
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It's a slow news day, but slow news is good news, unless you're Gareth Danger; hapless owner of a doomed waxworks museum, due to be closed for being a fire hazard. Live at the scene is mercurial reporter, Malcolm Please, intrepidly bringing the events of the day into your eyes and ears. Nobody could report on a story so momentous with the same heart-wrenching pathos. Well, not with the ability to wrap up just in time for the weather.
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Korty Films
Movie: Waxworks Owner Fumes at Closure
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Martyn Luke
Malcom Please and Mike Sadface
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It's a slow news day, but slow news is good news, unless you're Gareth Danger; hapless owner of a doomed waxworks museum, due to be closed for being a fire hazard. Live at the scene is mercurial reporter, Malcolm Please, intrepidly bringing the events of the day into your eyes and ears. Nobody could report on a story so momentous with the same heart-wrenching pathos. Well, not with the ability to wrap up just in time for the weather.
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2019-03-30
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4.0 startsTagline
It’s a slow news day
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