Movie: Le Cactus

Top 10 Billed Cast

Clovis Cornillac
Clovis Cornillac

Patrick Machado

Pascal Elbé
Pascal Elbé

Sami

Alice Taglioni
Alice Taglioni

Justine

Pierre Richard
Pierre Richard

Christian

Jean-Pierre Darroussin
Jean-Pierre Darroussin

Renard

François Civil
François Civil

Patrick Machado enfant

Christian Charmetant
Christian Charmetant

Le professeur Fontana

Éric Seigne
Éric Seigne

Le docteur Girardet

Anne Suarez
Anne Suarez

Renatta

Christian Drillaud
Christian Drillaud

Peter Knall

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    Sami and Patrick are long-time friends. Sami is a hypochondriac. One day, following a misunderstanding at the hospital, Sami thinks he has an incurable neurological disease. He decides to live his last moments to the fullest and goes to India to be treated by a great local "doctor". In the meantime, his friend Patrick, who has been accompanying and supporting him without knowing that this illness is in fact fictitious, finds himself without a wife or job. The initial situation seems to be reversed; Patrick is out of luck and Sami seems less and less ill.

  • Release Date

    2005-12-14

  • Average

    4.8

  • Rating:

    2.4 starts
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  • Languages:

    Français

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