Cold Hand Jesus(2024)
At thirty-three, Jésus is the world champion of an unusual sport: cup-and-ball. As he prepares to defend another title, with victory seeming inevitable, he is suddenly struck by uncontrollable tremors. Faced with these symptoms, Jésus must find a solution to live up to his reputation.
Movie: Cold Hand Jesus
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At thirty-three, Jésus is the world champion of an unusual sport: cup-and-ball. As he prepares to defend another title, with victory seeming inevitable, he is suddenly struck by uncontrollable tremors. Faced with these symptoms, Jésus must find a solution to live up to his reputation.
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2024-11-25
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