The Tinsel Years(2024)
She’s alive. She’s about to be alive.
Lonely in the mundane rigmarole of living, Jane (being very much alive and well) plots her own fake funeral. Though soon her true intentions of winning over her Mall-Santa business entrepreneur Mother start to reveal themselves.
Movie: The Tinsel Years
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Donna
Santa Drew
Bunny
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Lonely in the mundane rigmarole of living, Jane (being very much alive and well) plots her own fake funeral. Though soon her true intentions of winning over her Mall-Santa business entrepreneur Mother start to reveal themselves.
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2024-11-26
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She’s alive. She’s about to be alive.
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