Up the Catalogue(2024)
A Film by 4QTV
HOLE_AID presents Up the Catalogue, an ambitiously small film set in a fictional shopping channel by the name of 4QTV. Tasked with flogging a seemingly endless cycle of questionable products, star presenter, Hailey Cartin, is starting to fear she might be trapped in live television. When a rival product demonstrator eventually forces Hailey to confront her own quest-defying reality, will she ever be able to climb out of the hole she’s now in? Maybe. But maybe not. (And certainly not without the generous help of the film’s sponsors, HOLE_AID.) A story for the ages, Up the Catalogue boldly takes the shopping channel film genre away from cult classic territory and straight into the mainstream.
Movie: Up the Catalogue
Top 10 Billed Cast
Hailey Cartin
Daniel Fortescue
Jamima Hoare
Jim Kelly
Maureen the Owl
Derek
Leslie
Oscar
Video Trailer Up the Catalogue
Video: UP THE CATALOGUE — Official Trailer
UP THE CATALOGUE — Official Trailer
Up the Catalogue | Official Trailer (2026) — On Digital APRIL 14
UP THE CATALOGUE A New Shopping Channel is Launching
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