Long Story Short[2002]
No Time For Words...Plenty For Deeds.
No time for words, plenty for deeds. Dan just wants to finish his cherry pie in peace. Savanna's on the run from the mob. Her last 24 hours have been an escalating adventure, from sex with a T.V. show host to a cameo in an adult film. How will her story end? Will the mob catch up to her? And will Dan ever finish his pie?
Movie: Long Story Short
Top 9 Billed Cast
Top Movie Cast(9)
Alex Foxe
Nakita Kash
Michelle Michaels
Savanna Samson
Cheyne Collins
Eric Masterson
Marty Romano
Mickey G.
Steven St. Croix
Top Movie Crew(1)
David Stanley
Director
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