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Colonel Kwiatkowski(1996)
Status: Released
Date: 1996-05-10
67%
30 Votes
Time: 2h 3m
Overview:
Military doctor Kwiatkowski, serving in a barracks hospital on the Western Territories, is rewarded with a week’s leave after successfully operating on Colonel Kiziora of the UB. He and his friend steal a truck bound for Warsaw, where among the ruins of his former home he meets his prewar neighbor Krysia, instantly falls in love, and, after a brawl with a Russian officer at a dance in the surviving “Polonia” hotel, pretends to be a high-ranking UB colonel to save face.
Languages: Polish.
Countries:
Poland
ProductionCompanies: 
Ikam
Agencja Produkcji Filmowej
Movie: Colonel Kwiatkowski
Top 10 Billed Cast
Marek Kondrat
Andrzej Kwiatkowski
Zbigniew Zamachowski
sierżant Dudek
Renata Dancewicz
Krysia
Adam Ferency
pułkownik Kizior
Artur Barciś
kapitan Malec
Andrzej Blumenfeld
Major Rozen
Krzysztof Globisz
Mieczysław Moczar
Tomasz Schimscheiner
Kowicki
Piotr Urbaniak
Bidak
Witold Wieliński
członek obstawy pułkownika Kwiatkowskiego
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Overview
Military doctor Kwiatkowski, serving in a barracks hospital on the Western Territories, is rewarded with a week’s leave after successfully operating on Colonel Kiziora of the UB. He and his friend steal a truck bound for Warsaw, where among the ruins of his former home he meets his prewar neighbor Krysia, instantly falls in love, and, after a brawl with a Russian officer at a dance in the surviving “Polonia” hotel, pretends to be a high-ranking UB colonel to save face.
Release Date
1996-05-10
Average
6.7
Rating:
3.4 startsTagline
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Languages:
Polski
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