Assholes Are For Creaming[2025]
A librarian, Dee Williams, catches two young and clueless men, Air Thugger and Oliver Flynn, jerking off in the library. When she confronts them and scolds them, they first try to insist that they weren't doing anything until Dee pulls their chairs back and reveals that they indeed have their cocks out. The young man admit that they're just curious about sex and trying to learn more. Dee then decides to give them a unique learning opportunity. This should be more than enough to satisfy the young men's curiosity.
Movie: Assholes Are For Creaming
Top 5 Billed Cast
Top Movie Cast(5)
Dee Williams
Ember Snow
Lilly Hall
Air Thugger
Oliver Flynn
Top Movie Crew(2)
Michael Vegas
Director
Siouxsie Q
Director
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