Esme's Life Sucks(NaN)
Esme is a vampire looking for love. When she attends a Supernatural Speed Dating event, she must navigate the chaotic dating pool - rude goblins, gym-bro werewolves, and 700-year-old vampires with a thing for age gaps. But when she meets a mysterious man in the romantic gardens, maybe her life won't suck so much after all.
Movie: Esme's Life Sucks
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Esme
Celeste
Colin
Snakeman
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Esme is a vampire looking for love. When she attends a Supernatural Speed Dating event, she must navigate the chaotic dating pool - rude goblins, gym-bro werewolves, and 700-year-old vampires with a thing for age gaps. But when she meets a mysterious man in the romantic gardens, maybe her life won't suck so much after all.
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