La bani, la cap, la oase(2010)
Too soft and innocent for the job they do, HARPOON and THE BAPTIST are two money collectors that don't collect much, except for kicks and bruises. As they try in vain to fulfill their contracts, they get involved in a robbery and decide to go for a change in their lives: they will start collecting for themselves.
Movie: La bani, la cap, la oase
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Harpon
Baptistu
Ivan Kazakov
Bones
Preda
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Too soft and innocent for the job they do, HARPOON and THE BAPTIST are two money collectors that don't collect much, except for kicks and bruises. As they try in vain to fulfill their contracts, they get involved in a robbery and decide to go for a change in their lives: they will start collecting for themselves.
Release Date
2010-01-01
Average
4.2
Rating:
2.1 startsTagline
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Languages:
Română
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