Awkward Pick Up Lines(2012)
Don't stop now.
Ralph shoots his shot at anything in arm's reach, fumbles every flirt with truly baffling choices, and ultimately finds love where he least expects it: a cactus.
Movie: Awkward Pick Up Lines
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