Movie: If There Weren't Any Blacks You'd Have to Invent Them

Top 10 Billed Cast

Ronald Radd
Ronald Radd

Laurence Hardy
Laurence Hardy

The Vicar

Frank Thornton
Frank Thornton

The Undertaker

Leonard Cracknell
Leonard Cracknell

Moray Watson
Moray Watson

The Officer

Lally Bowers
Lally Bowers

Peter Craze
Peter Craze

Leslie Sands
Leslie Sands

The Blind Man

Jimmy Hanley
Jimmy Hanley

Nerys Hughes
Nerys Hughes

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    Set in a cemetery, the film tells the story of a young man whom a blind man wrongly imagines to be black, and explores the nature of human prejudice.

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    1968-08-03

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