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Return of the "Battleship"(1996)
Status: Released
Date: 1996-04-20
36%
5 Votes
Overview:
The naive hero, having read clever books, marries a prostitute with the aim of re-educating her and collides with the famous Sergei Eisenstein, ending in the most unexpected and fatal way...
Languages: Russian.
Countries:
Belarus,
Russia,
Ukraine
ProductionCompanies: 
Belarusian Fund aid the development of culture
R.A. Cinema
Roskomkino
Star-Co
Ritm
Movie: Return of the "Battleship"
Top 10 Billed Cast
Михаил Уржумцев
Ioan Frantsevich Gerts
Елена Майорова
Verka
Валерий Гончар
Ljudmila Potapova
Владимир Стержаков
Иван Бортник
Татьяна Васильева
Արմեն Բորիսի Ջիգարխանյան
Борис Новиков
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Overview
The naive hero, having read clever books, marries a prostitute with the aim of re-educating her and collides with the famous Sergei Eisenstein, ending in the most unexpected and fatal way...
Release Date
1996-04-20
Average
3.6
Rating:
1.8 startsTagline
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Languages:
Pусский
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