Movie: Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears

Top 10 Billed Cast

Christopher Mitchum
Christopher Mitchum

Johannes / Elefanten-Joe Thalberg

Angela Alvarado
Angela Alvarado

Angela

John Hillerman
John Hillerman

Pfarrer

Julia Kent
Julia Kent

KX 3

Corinna Drews
Corinna Drews

Ida

Amadeus August
Amadeus August

Anführer der Spione

Käte Jaenicke
Käte Jaenicke

Gundula

John van Dreelen
John van Dreelen

Geyer

Ernest Borgnine
Ernest Borgnine

Bischof

Arthur Brauss
Arthur Brauss

Colonel

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    Teen-aged Tonyhas never known who is father is. Together with his best buddies Peter and Susan, he tracks down the clues he has as well as he can.

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    1989-08-17

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