Les Vieux Calibres(2013)
In search of the excitement of their youth, four retired people play gangster and make plans to rob the till in their retirement home. But when they learn of an upcoming ministerial visit, they decide to move up a gear and make the most of this unexpected event.
Movie: Les Vieux Calibres
Top 6 Billed Cast
Emilienne
Irénée Lecoutre
'Double-Infarct'
Madame Le Bihan
Security Chief
Madame Auburtin
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In search of the excitement of their youth, four retired people play gangster and make plans to rob the till in their retirement home. But when they learn of an upcoming ministerial visit, they decide to move up a gear and make the most of this unexpected event.
Release Date
2013-04-30
Average
5
Rating:
2.5 startsTagline
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Français
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