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Two Old Tars(1913)
Status: Released
Date: 1913-10-20
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Two old tars, retired from service, live alone in a cottage by the sea. They sail along on an even keel, until a buxom and comely widow projects herself on the scene when one old tar breaks one of their unwritten laws and falls in love with her. The other old fellow objects strenuously.
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United States of America
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Keystone Film Company
Movie: Two Old Tars
Top 3 Billed Cast
Roscoe Arbuckle
First Old Tar
Nick Cogley
Second Old Tar
George Jeske
The Cop
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Two old tars, retired from service, live alone in a cottage by the sea. They sail along on an even keel, until a buxom and comely widow projects herself on the scene when one old tar breaks one of their unwritten laws and falls in love with her. The other old fellow objects strenuously.
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1913-10-20
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