

The Centipede Is Tap Dancing(1977)
When they get wind that Herman Goering wants the Venus de Milo statue removed from the Louvre and added to his private collection of stolen artworks, three Frenchmen decide to take action.
Movie: The Centipede Is Tap Dancing
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Le mille-pattes fait des claquettes
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When they get wind that Herman Goering wants the Venus de Milo statue removed from the Louvre and added to his private collection of stolen artworks, three Frenchmen decide to take action.
Release Date
1977-09-25
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4.8
Rating:
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