Movie: You Know What Sailors Are

Top 9 Billed Cast

Akim Tamiroff
Akim Tamiroff

Donald Sinden
Donald Sinden

Sarah Lawson
Sarah Lawson

Naunton Wayne
Naunton Wayne

Marianne Stone
Marianne Stone

Martin Miller
Martin Miller

Michael Hordern
Michael Hordern

Dora Bryan
Dora Bryan

Shirley Eaton
Shirley Eaton

Harem Girl

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    The best of British humor is on display in this satirical cold war romp! Donald Sinden plays Lieutenant Green, a radar expert in the Royal Navy. One night, whilst under the influence of alcohol, he welds an old pram to the deck of a foreign destroyer for a joke. The next morning, British Intelligence is desperate to know what the enemy’s new weapon is. To cover his tracks, Green calls it the ‘998’. When he is posted to the destroyer to explain about radar techniques, Green soon realizes that his prank has gone too far.

  • Release Date

    1954-02-09

  • Average

    4.2

  • Rating:

    2.1 starts
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  • Languages:

    English

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