Stand Up Crabs, the Sea Is Rising!(1983)
Barely out of prison, where she spent five long years, a pretty prostitute sows disorder in the life of a hitherto peaceful couple.
Movie: Stand Up Crabs, the Sea Is Rising!
Top 10 Billed Cast
Louis
Marthe
Agnès
Polo
Mademoiselle
Mireille
L'avocat
Le directeur
Le poulet
Mimi
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Overview
Barely out of prison, where she spent five long years, a pretty prostitute sows disorder in the life of a hitherto peaceful couple.
Release Date
1983-08-17
Average
3.5
Rating:
1.8 startsTagline
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Languages:
Français
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