Lawstorant(2005)
While the days drag by in prison, an inmate nicknamed Lawstorant (Zbigniew Buczkowski) passes the time by planning the ultimate heist -- a foolproof plan involving a bogus warehouse and enough profit to secure his financial future. But Lawstorant's decision to hook up with the risk-taking Fragler (Michal Wisniewski), the man-eating Monika (Jolanta Mrotek) and the binge-drinking Kazio (Tomasz Sapryk) may spoil a foregone conclusion.
Movie: Lawstorant
Top 10 Billed Cast
Bogdan Jaworski "Lawstorant"
Tadeusz Czaplicki "Fragles"
Joanna Burska
Kazio Traczyk "Dzieciak"
"Caruso"
"Dags", człowiek "Carusa"
Bawół
Jola
Marta
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While the days drag by in prison, an inmate nicknamed Lawstorant (Zbigniew Buczkowski) passes the time by planning the ultimate heist -- a foolproof plan involving a bogus warehouse and enough profit to secure his financial future. But Lawstorant's decision to hook up with the risk-taking Fragler (Michal Wisniewski), the man-eating Monika (Jolanta Mrotek) and the binge-drinking Kazio (Tomasz Sapryk) may spoil a foregone conclusion.
Release Date
2005-06-24
Average
4.2
Rating:
2.1 startsTagline
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Languages:
Polski
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