Movie: Never Say... Never!

Top 10 Billed Cast

Jean Dujardin
Jean Dujardin

Valentin

Mélanie Doutey
Mélanie Doutey

Cecile

Gérard Jugnot
Gérard Jugnot

Van Buck

Marie-France Santon
Marie-France Santon

Baronne de Mantes

Patrick Haudecœur
Patrick Haudecœur

L'abbé

Lorella Cravotta
Lorella Cravotta

Henriette

Jacques Herlin
Jacques Herlin

Lafayette

Jean-Luc Porraz
Jean-Luc Porraz

Haussmann

Veroushka Knoge
Veroushka Knoge

Chica 2

Arno Chevrier
Arno Chevrier

El tuerto

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    Paris, 1830. Valentin loses himself in alcohol, gambling and women. He does not believe in life and especially not in love. His uncle Van Buck believes only in the virtues of money and trade. Everything separates them until the day when Van Buck, to improve his public image, wants to make Valentin marry the young and impoverished Baroness Cécile. Valentin, who has absolutely no desire to get married, bets that he can easily seduce her in 24 hours and thus prove that she, like all the others, is not worth loving... But Cécile, who believes in true love, will prove much more difficult to woo than envisaged and Valentin will have to use all possible stratagems to try and win his bet. The game of cat and mouse starts... But who is the cat?

  • Release Date

    2005-09-28

  • Average

    5.3

  • Rating:

    2.6 starts
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  • Languages:

    Français

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