Chez n' Ham(1993)
Cheese and Ham are two men with nothing better to do in their lives. Until they meet a man dying of throat cancer who will pay the two men a large sum of money to kill a woman, whom he wants dead. The problem? She is the hottest chick, the two men have ever seen, and they are having a very difficult time trying to kill her.
Movie: Chez n' Ham
Top 10 Billed Cast
Cheese
Joey Chan
Ham
Bobby
Fanny
Lung
Janet
Principal
Pa Lam
Janet's boyfriend
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Cheese and Ham are two men with nothing better to do in their lives. Until they meet a man dying of throat cancer who will pay the two men a large sum of money to kill a woman, whom he wants dead. The problem? She is the hottest chick, the two men have ever seen, and they are having a very difficult time trying to kill her.
Release Date
1993-09-30
Average
6
Rating:
3.0 startsTagline
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Languages:
广州话 / 廣州話
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