Tales from the Crapper(2004)
Twice the monsters! Twice the fat guys! Twice the lesbians! Twice the boobies!
The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.
Movie: Tales from the Crapper
Top 10 Billed Cast
Ivanna Dance / Demanda
The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)
Sexy Asian Vampire
Travis Dance
Private Dick Sam Black
Racoon Head
News Anchor
Video Trailer Tales from the Crapper
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