Movie: Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa

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Leon Schuster
Leon Schuster

Dr. Schuks Tshabalala / Various

Alfred Ntombela
Alfred Ntombela

Alf (Shorty)

Sean Higgs
Sean Higgs

Heinz

Brent Palmer
Brent Palmer

Zach

Tanit Phoenix
Tanit Phoenix

Sexy Nurse

Matthew Dylan Roberts
Matthew Dylan Roberts

Jean Pierre

Siobhan Hodgson
Siobhan Hodgson

Maggie

Emily Child
Emily Child

Marge

Karl Jansen
Karl Jansen

Yoti

Maria Velanac
Maria Velanac

Yugi

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    Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa

  • Overview

    Leon Schuster or “Schuks Tshabalala” and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include ”Heinz” from Germany, “Yoti” from Greece, “Jean-Pierre” from France, “Koert” from The Netherlands, “Rajin” from India, “Maggie” from Ireland and “Xing Xang” from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.

  • Release Date

    2010-05-28

  • Average

    5.5

  • Rating:

    2.8 starts
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  • Languages:

    English

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