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This Ain't Star Trek XXX[2009]
Status: Released
Date: 2009-05-11
56%
15 Votes
Time: 1h 59m
They Boldly Go there...
Overview:
The starship Enterprise finds the SS Botany Bay carrying humans from the 21st Century. Spock is fascinated by Ruth, who was dipped in Venus fluid moments after her birth. Ship historian Lt. Marla McGivers becomes entranced by Kahn, who plans to use her to take over the ship. A Vulcan female called Chandra, who just happens to be suffering from Pon Far, beams aboard to warn Kirk about Kahn and 'the Craving'. Indeed, Kahn releases the PSI2000 virus into the ships ventilation system which brightens everyones pupils. Dr. McCoy concludes that the only antidote is to have a powerful orgasm as soon as possible.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies: 
Movie: This Ain't Star Trek XXX
Top 10 Billed Cast
Aurora Snow
Marla
Codi Carmichael
Nurse
Jada Fire
Uhura
Jenna Haze
Ruth
Sasha Grey
Chandra
Cheyne Collins
Dr. McCoy
Evan Stone
Captain James T. Kirk
Nick Manning
Khan
Tony De Sergio
Mr. Spock
Top Movie Cast(10)
Aurora Snow
Marla
Codi Carmichael
Nurse
Jada Fire
Uhura
Jenna Haze
Ruth
Sasha Grey
Chandra
Cheyne Collins
Dr. McCoy
Evan Stone
Captain James T. Kirk
Nick Manning
Khan
Tony De Sergio
Mr. Spock
Top Movie Crew(1)
Axel Braun
Director
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