

It's Called Catastrophe(1983)
Following a commonplace car accident, Antoine Malibran became involved in the armed robbery of the bank of the Seine.
Movie: It's Called Catastrophe

On l'appelle Catastrophe
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Following a commonplace car accident, Antoine Malibran became involved in the armed robbery of the bank of the Seine.
Release Date
1983-06-29
Average
3.8
Rating:
1.9 startsTagline
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Languages:
Français
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