

La vache qui voulait sauter par dessus l'église(1998)
A farmer has computerised his farm but hasn't counted on bugs in the system ... and the cow wants to jump over the church.

Movie: La vache qui voulait sauter par dessus l'église

La vache qui voulait sauter par dessus l'église
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A farmer has computerised his farm but hasn't counted on bugs in the system ... and the cow wants to jump over the church.
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1998-04-19
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6.7
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