Movie: Hayseed

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Jamie Shannon
Jamie Shannon

Gordie

Deborah Theaker
Deborah Theaker

Judy

Stuart Bailey
Stuart Bailey

Andy Warhol

Christine Bellini
Christine Bellini

Marge

Paul Bellini
Paul Bellini

Gordie's Dad

Sarain Boylan
Sarain Boylan

Heidi

Bruce Deller
Bruce Deller

Mr. Black Laquer

Marc Hickox
Marc Hickox

Emile

Elva Mai Hoover
Elva Mai Hoover

Auntie Charity

Alex Karzis
Alex Karzis

Slim

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    In this Canadian Candide update, orphan Gordie (Jamie Shannon) lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm. When his beagle Speedoh is lost, a call from a psychic suggests a search in Toronto, where hayseed meets hooker wannabe Heidi (Sarain Boylan). She introduces him to two past-porn performers (Shelly Mars, Scott Thompson), the former stars of "Who's Afraid of Vagina Woolf?" Hick Gordie seems destined for street hustling and boogie nights after encountering a gay band that raises AIDS-research money by selling Gordie off to a sleazeball pimp (Alex Karzis). At this juncture, however, Heidi hatches a plan to reunite Gordie and Speedoh.

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    1997-09-17

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