Movie: How to Vajaculate: If You Build It, She Will Come

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Mel Shimkovitz
Mel Shimkovitz

Mel

Eva Marie Ford
Eva Marie Ford

Girl

Wanda Sykes
Wanda Sykes

Goddess

Maja d'Aoust
Maja d'Aoust

Maja the white witch of LA

Mona Sishodia
Mona Sishodia

Mom

Nina Hartley
Nina Hartley

Herself

Devendra Banhart
Devendra Banhart

Hector the mailman

Bob Evans
Bob Evans

Father Patriarchy

Mark Taormino
Mark Taormino

Homo Depot worker

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    Mel learns how to take down the patriarchy and also the number one way to put women on top.

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    2015-06-08

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