

Talk to Me, Dicky(1992)
A policeman learns to talk to his penis (which can talk to other men's penises) and his penis helps him investigate a rape case.
Movie: Talk to Me, Dicky

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A policeman learns to talk to his penis (which can talk to other men's penises) and his penis helps him investigate a rape case.
Release Date
1992-10-01
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4.5
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广州话 / 廣州話Keywords
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