Edward Penishands[1991]
Consider the possibilities.
A door-to-door dildo saleswoman stumbles across Edward, and upon discovering the advantages of his hand-substitutes, brings him home, where he falls in love with her daughter.
Movie: Edward Penishands
Top 9 Billed Cast
Susan
Patricia
Margaret
Karen
Louise
Carl
Edward
Top Movie Cast(9)
Jeanna Fine
Susan
Alexandra Quinn
Patricia
Ashley Nicole
Margaret
Jamie Leigh
Karen
Dominique Simone
Louise
Tori Welles
Jon Dough
Carl
Sikki Nixx
Edward
T.T. Boy
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Tori Welles
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