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Speak English or Die - The Cosmic Jerk-Off(1996)
Status: Released
Date: 1996-01-01
45%
1 Votes
Time: 0h 13m
Overview:
This short film is an attempt to explore "Star Wars" (sic) style interplanetary wars. It stars Marcos Braun and Carli Bortolanza, with interpretations in the best "low budget" style possible.
Languages: Portuguese.
Countries:
Brazil
ProductionCompanies:
Canibal Filmes
Movie: Speak English or Die - The Cosmic Jerk-Off
Top 3 Billed Cast
Carli Bortolanza
Técnico da Nasa
Marcos Braun
Técnico das NASA 2/Alienígena
Petter Baiestorf
Técnico da NASA 3
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