Once Upon a Madonna[1985]
Susan has the world on a string, and when she finds herself featured in a personal ad, she has the Esquire family jewels in the palm of her hand. Unaware she has filched a fabulous fortune, that light-hearted, light-fingered lady goes in search of her classified Casanovas. Rochelle, who has designs on a piece of Susan's good fortune, runs head-on into Susan, and some madcap antics begin to unfold.
Movie: Once Upon a Madonna
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Amanda Jane Adams
Little Oral Annie
Erica Boyer
Patti Petite
Tom Byron
Ron Jeremy
John Leslie
Francois Papillon
Joey Silvera
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Alexis Vogel
Makeup Artist
Ron Vogel
Set Designer
W.O. Williams
Production Manager
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