You Don't Choose Your Family(2011)
César Borgnoli, an unsuccessful car salesman from Italy, lives well beyond his means. In order to get out of his financial disaster, he agrees to a deal: he pretends to be the husband of his sister's girlfriend Kim so she can legally adopt a little girl from Thailand. Caesar believes this to be a great idea and is looking forward to his trip to Thailand. After all, he is going to be able to mix business with pleasure--so he thinks. He didn't expect the local police, the Chinese Triads and the director of the orphanage to chip in, who want to make sure that little Mai is going to end up in a nice family.
Movie: You Don't Choose Your Family
Top 10 Billed Cast
César
Luix
Kim
Alex
Jean-Paul
Mère supérieure
La mère de César
Coralie, la coiffeuse
La présentatrice TV
Hervé
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