
Debbie D, Dean Paul, and Laura Giglio star in this hilarious black comedy about a none too bright hillbilly brother and sister (Dean and Laura) who come across an innocent victim (Debbie D) asking for directions after getting lost in the woods. Little does the woman know that the pair are hungry cannibals out for their next meal! After a desperate attempt to escape, the woman is caught and brought back to the pair's basement where she's shown what will happen to her. Escaping once again, the woman runs through the forest dressed only in her panties, only to be caught once again and carried completely naked back to her fate.

Debbie D, Dean Paul, and Laura Giglio star in this hilarious black comedy about a none too bright hillbilly brother and sister (Dean and Laura) who come across an innocent victim (Debbie D) asking for directions after getting lost in the woods. Little does the woman know that the pair are hungry cannibals out for their next meal! After a desperate attempt to escape, the woman is caught and brought back to the pair's basement where she's shown what will happen to her. Escaping once again, the woman runs through the forest dressed only in her panties, only to be caught once again and carried completely naked back to her fate.
2003-01-03
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