Polisz kicz projekt(2003)
Mariusz, thrown out of his videotape rental business - the only legitimate job he ever held - decided to... make a movie and finally earn big money. He knows that this film will never be seen by anyone anyway, so he doesn't worry too much about the script. Using the experience he's gained over the years on the job, he decides to make a one-of-a-kind film that will incorporate all known film genres in its form and content.
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