

Suicides(2012)
Comedy about the crazy adventures of three friends - Alexey, Tolik and Marina, who decided to commit suicide.

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Comedy about the crazy adventures of three friends - Alexey, Tolik and Marina, who decided to commit suicide.
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2012-03-01
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5.2
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