
Clams and Mussels
Top 10 Billed Cast
Chica Guardarropa

Almejas y mejillones
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Overview
A divorced man tries to win over a lesbian, his new roommate, by becoming a transvestite.
Release Date
2000-10-27
Average
6.6
Rating:
3.3 startsTagline
He likes women... so does she.
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