
What a Hive, Man!
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¡Vaya colmena, tío!
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A badly exposed camera attempts to follow the surreal conversation between two creatures arguing about bees, the honey business, and capitalism. A third creature sleeps next to them and laughs at the nonsense of this improvised handmade short film.
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Friends forever, honey forever
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