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Dan Wallawick
Alfonso
Betty Klauser
Daisy
Officer Brock Hemingway
Lucy
Walt Disney
Shaniqua
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This story follows a pizza delivery boy who encounters a violent red neck couple, two over-amped cops and a transvestite Nazi war criminal planning to take over the world with her secret weapon: Zombie Walt Disney!
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2001-07-01
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