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The Thorn
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Bette Midler
Virgin Mary
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Overview
A series of vignettes involving various Biblical characters, including 'The Divine Mr. J', the Virgin Mary, a lecherous priest, King Herod, among others.
Release Date
1974-05-24
Average
8.5
Rating:
4.3 startsTagline
More than a movie, it's a happening.
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