Don't Touch my Bagpipes!
Top 10 Billed Cast
Gaëtan
Riton
La femme d'Henri
Gus
Le patron du bistrot
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Overview
Gaëtan (Sim), a small-town hotelier, schemes to scrape together enough money to travel to Paris for a belote tournament, resorting to increasingly dubious tricks and hiding his savings inside his beloved bagpipes.
Release Date
1980-12-03
Average
4
Rating:
2.0 startsTagline
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