Teddy Bear

Top 10 Billed Cast

Stanisław Tym
Stanisław Tym

Ryszard Ochodzki / Stanislaw Toe

Barbara Burska
Barbara Burska

Irena Ochodzka, Ryszard's ex-wife

Christine Paul-Podlasky
Christine Paul-Podlasky

Aleksandra Kozeł

Krzysztof Kowalewski
Krzysztof Kowalewski

Jan Hochwander

Bronisław Pawlik
Bronisław Pawlik

Stuwała

Ewa Bem
Ewa Bem

Singer

Zofia Czerwińska
Zofia Czerwińska

Irena

Cezary Julski
Cezary Julski

Customer

Marian Łącz
Marian Łącz

Inkasent

Stanisław Mikulski
Stanisław Mikulski

Lieutenant Lech Ryś

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    En route to London, Bear discovers at the border checkpoint that his passport is missing a few pages, which may prevent him from traveling to the city with the sports team he manages.

  • Release Date

    1981-05-04

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    7.778

  • Rating:

    3.9 starts
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    Polski
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